It’s Tax Day here in America and I could sure use some good news to cheer me up and help me make it thru the day without acting on the urge to take a hostage. I know just the thing! Here’s an article from Forbes Magazine that explains what the top U.S. companies pay in taxes. That should do the trick…

What The Top U.S. Companies Pay In Taxes
How can it be that you pay more to the IRS than General Electric?

As you work on your taxes this month, here’s something to raise your hackles: Some of the world’s biggest, most profitable corporations enjoy a far lower tax rate than you do–that is, if they pay taxes at all.

The most egregious example is General Electric ( GE – news – people ). Last year the conglomerate generated $10.3 billion in pretax income, but ended up owing nothing to Uncle Sam. In fact, it recorded a tax benefit of $1.1 billion.

Avoiding taxes is nothing new for General Electric. In 2008 its effective tax rate was 5.3%; in 2007 it was 15%. The marginal U.S. corporate rate is 35%.

How did this happen? It’s complicated. GE’s tax return is the largest the IRS deals with each year–some 24,000 pages if printed out. Its annual report filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission weighs in at more than 700 pages.

Inside you’ll find that GE in effect consists of two divisions: General Electric Capital and everything else. The everything else–maker of engines, power plants, TV shows and the like–would have paid a 22% tax rate if it was a standalone company.

It’s GE Capital that keeps the overall tax bill so low. Over the last two years, GE Capital has displayed an uncanny ability to lose lots of money in the U.S. (posting a $6.5 billion loss in 2009), and make lots of money overseas (a $4.3 billion gain). Not only do the U.S. losses balance out the overseas gains, but GE can defer taxes on that overseas income indefinitely. The timing of big deductions for depreciation in GE Capital’s equipment leasing business also provides a tax benefit, as will loan losses left over from the credit crunch.

But it’s the tax benefit of overseas operations that is the biggest reason why multinationals end up with lower tax rates than the rest of us. It only makes sense that multinationals “put costs in high-tax countries and profits in low-tax countries,” says Scott Hodge, president of the Tax Foundation. Those low-tax countries are almost anywhere but the U.S. “When you add in state taxes, the U.S. has the highest tax burden among industrialized countries,” says Hodge. In contrast, China’s rate is just 25%; Ireland’s is 12.5%.

Corporations are getting smarter, not just about doing more business in low-tax countries, but in moving their more valuable assets there as well. That means setting up overseas subsidiaries, then transferring to them ownership of long-lived, often intangible but highly profitable assets, like patents and software.

As a result, figures tax economist Martin Sullivan, companies are keeping some $28 billion a year out of the clutches of the U.S. Treasury by engaging in so-called transfer pricing arrangements, where, say, Microsoft’s ( MSFT – news – people ) overseas subsidiaries license software to its U.S. parent company in return for handsome royalties (that get taxed at those lower overseas rates).

“Corporations are paying lower amounts of their profits in taxes now than in the past,” says Douglas Shackelford, who teaches tax law at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. “Other countries have been lowering their rates, but not the U.S.”

Mind you, not all global megacorps enjoy such low tax rates. Try to muster some pity for Big Oil. ExxonMobil ( XOM – news – people ) in its 2009 annual report to the SEC, recorded a larger income tax expense than any other U.S. company last year, some $17.6 billion, or 47% of pretax earnings. Exxon’s peers Chevron ( CVX – news – people ) and ConocoPhillips ( COP – news – people ) likewise recorded similarly high effective tax rates. The oil companies are oddities among the multinationals because many of the oil-rich countries where they do business levy even higher taxes than the U.S.

Exxon tries to limit the tax pain with the help of 20 wholly owned subsidiaries domiciled in the Bahamas, Bermuda and the Cayman Islands that (legally) shelter the cash flow from operations in the likes of Angola, Azerbaijan and Abu Dhabi. Exxon has tens of billions in earnings permanently reinvested overseas. Likewise, GE has $84 billion in overseas income parked indefinitely outside the U.S.

Though Exxon’s financial statement’s don’t show any net income tax liability owed to Uncle Sam, a company spokesman insists that once its final tax bill is figured, Exxon will owe a “substantial 2009 tax liability.” How substantial? “That’s not something we’re required to disclose, nor do we.”

Naturally the Obama administration wants to put an end to this. It has proposed doing away with tax deferrals on overseas income. If the plan passes, a U.S. company that pays a 25% tax on profits in China would have to pay an additional 10% income tax to Uncle Sam to bring it up to the 35% corporate rate. “Eliminating deferrals would put U.S. companies on an unlevel playing field,” says the Tax Foundation’s Hodge, “especially if competing with the likes of Germany, which only taxes companies on domestic operations.”

Hewlett-Packard ( HPQ – news – people ) and others among the top 25 state in their annual reports that if Obama’s tax measures pass it would mean a certain tax hike, probably amounting to billions of dollars.

Would no more tax holiday for GE really end up helping Mr. and Mrs. Taxpayer? Doubtful. “The average Joe should be in favor of lower corporate taxes,” says Hodge, “because ultimately they are paying the corporate income tax. Either as workers, getting lower wages and fewer jobs, or as consumers, paying higher prices, or as retirees, getting lower dividends and earnings on their investments.”

In the same vein, JPMorgan Chase ( JPM – news – people ) Chief Executive Jamie Dimon has spoken out against an Obama proposal to levy a special tax on banks to recoup bailout costs. “Using tax policy to punish people is a bad idea,” said Dimon. “All businesses tend to pass costs on to customers.”

There, now doesn’t that make you feel a lot better…

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Reagan
The State of California is planning “Reagan Day”. If I understand correctly, this is a holiday where we all max out our credit cards, give guns to the local mosque, have sex with a person we call “Mommy”, and then fall asleep and forget all about it the next day. Here’s the full story:

California is one step closer to establishing an annual day honoring Ronald Reagan, the former president, governor and actor.

The state Senate on Thursday unanimously passed a bill designating Feb. 6 as Ronald Reagan Day. It encourages schools to spend the day commemorating Reagan’s life and accomplishments.

The legislation, which heads to the Assembly, is one of three Reagan-themed bills Republican lawmakers hope to pass before Feb. 6, 2011. That would have been the 100th birthday of the conservative icon, who died in 2004.

Ronald Reagan Day would be the third special day of recognition in California dedicated to an individual.

The first honors conservationist John Muir. Last year, lawmakers honored Harvey Milk, a gay activist and former San Francisco supervisor who was gunned down at city hall in 1978.

Ya’ know, I think this may be pretty accurate for most guys who’ve been married as long as I have, but I think I’d personally enjoy a “Clinton Day”. If you know what I mean…

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The iPad went on sale yesterday, and all the brainwashed fanboys could not get in line fast enough. Cory Doctorow over at Boing-Boing has written a fantastic little article on why the new Apple iPad is something I have no interest in ever purchasing, and am sickened that anyone would. I couldn’t agree with him more that Apple has become a total whore (OK, my word, not his) in that they have entirely turned their backs on everything that once made them cool / special and have completely sold out to the point where I swear they actually enjoy taking it DP style from both the RIAA and the MPAA and may have become just as greedy. Good luck with that anal fissure Mr. Jobs. I hear it’s rather painful in the end…

Here’s the 100-word version of Cory Doctorow’s article, but you really should read the entire article

I was a comic-book kid, and I’m a comic-book grownup, and the thing that made comics for me was sharing them. So what does Marvel do to “enhance” its comics [on the iPad] ? They take away the right to give, sell or loan your comics.

The device itself: clearly there’s a lot of thoughtfulness and smarts that went into the design. But there’s also a palpable contempt for the owner. I believe — really believe — in the stirring words of the Maker Manifesto: if you can’t open it, you don’t own it. Screws not glue. The original Apple ][+ came with schematics for the circuit boards, and birthed a generation of hardware and software hackers who upended the world for the better.

The way you improve your iPad isn’t to figure out how it works and making it better. The way you improve the iPad is to buy iApps. Buying an iPad for your kids isn’t a means of jump-starting the realization that the world is yours to take apart and reassemble; it’s a way of telling your offspring that even changing the batteries is something you have to leave to the professionals.

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Today is Easter, the holiest day of the year for Christians. Today we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, the Son of God. So of course the first thought on my mind when I woke this morning was “how about a new list”.

I started to make a list of the 10 most popular Lent misconceptions. I know, boring… So then I thought I’d try to get to the true meaning of Easter with my list. On the first Easter Mary Magdalene witnessed the miracle of Christ’s return after crucifixion. Today, many confused and misinformed Christians of, let’s say, decreased mental capacity, often see Jesus’ return sometimes daily. So how about…

A List of the top places Jesus apparently likes to make an appearance:

10.) Jesus on the Ceiling.

9.) Jesus on a Coconut.

8.) Jesus in Indian Food.

7.) Jesus at the Hospital.

6.) Jesus in a cloud.

5.) Jesus in a Frying Pan.

4.) Jesus in Chewing Gum.

3.) Jesus on Your Cat (“Cheesus” bonus).

2.) Jesus on the Bar-B-Q cover.

And the Number 1 Jesus sighting on our 2010 Easter List:
1.) Jesus in Your Dog’s Butt. Seriously, he’s everywhere.

Well there you have it. Maybe next time I’ll try a list of places Mary likes to make appearances, like in the hair I found stuck to my shower drain. Just take a look for yourself:

Wonder what this would bring on eBay?

By the way, is it just me or does it seem like a disproportionate number of these sightings happen here in Texas? I think that must be what they mean when they say “God Bless Texas”.

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Today I’m starting a new category called “WTF”. Whenever I see something that makes me say WTF, I’ll post it here so I can ask myself “WTF?” whenerver I’m in a WTF kinda’ mood.

By the way, in case you were wondering, WTF stands for “What The Fudge”. At least for today.

“How the fudge you gonna get a scar like this eating pineapple, man?” Enjoy:

Adorable. I bet the chainsaw scene was absolutely precious.
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If that game didn’t create a few new hockey fans nothing will. What an amazing display of talent we were treated to in the 2010 Olympic Gold Medal Game. Wow, just wow.

Let me introduce you to my favorite sports blogger on the Interwebs, Bob Sturm of SportsRadio 1310 The Ticket. He has expressed so perfectly what I and many other hockey fans feel today, nobody does that better than the Sturminator, so without his permission I’m gonna’ steal his words below:

To suggest I have a number of varying opinions about the hockey genius we witnessed yesterday and for the last 2 weeks would be an understatement. I feel that I should blog today from a number of varying perspectives, so please find the one that matters most to you and read on:

    From the perspective of the USA hockey fan who felt a punch to the stomach a few moments before 5:00 pm yesterday when Sidney Crosby stole the show:

This one really hurts. I must tell you though, this team also exceeded my expectations and renewed so much hope in the state of American hockey in the post- Modano, Hull, Guerin, Richter, Roenick, Tkachuk, Leetch, Chelios-era. Many fans, like me, did not want to cut the ties with the old legends of American hockey, and were a bit uncomfortable with not bringing along a few gray-beards for the sake of nostaligia and leadership. But kudos to Brian Burke and company for having a vision and darn near riding that vision all the way to a gold medal. They believed in the next wave of young and talented studs – who grew up inspired by the old guard – and those young players demonstrated a fight and grit and spirit that gave us plenty of hope moving forward.

I really am proud that our country can produce players like Patrick Kane, Ryan Miller, and Zach Parise to carry on the torch. The gap still exists, as our American team may not have had more than those 3 make Team Canada, but we obviously can skate with them, and on our best day we can beat them.

I was also quite excited about the job that Jamie Langenbrunner did as captain. It is hard to consider him an old man, but in a young man’s game, he did very well in making sure that if the USA was going to drop a hockey game in these Olympics, it would only be at the climax of one of the greatest games ever played.

From a US perspective, I will never forget jumping around my living room with sheer joy when Parise scored to tie the game, nor will I forget standing there motionless when Canada celebrated. It is certainly different living and dying with a team you didn’t really know or understand 2 weeks ago, but it doesn’t take long to embrace a team who wears your flag.

In my lifetime, I look forward to my countrymen winning Olympic Gold when all of the best are playing. I doubt we will ever see the day when we are favored, but surely we know now that we can compete 20 on 20 with Canada’s finest. For a while yesterday, I started thinking it was destiny, and that it would happen in 2010. But, I must say, they played so well and courageously that I don’t leave these games feeling like an American player let us down. I think they squeezed everything they had out, and fell one puck short.


Proud of USA Hockey. Thanks for the ride, boys.

    From the Perspective of a fan of Hockey who bangs the drum for this sport even when it annoys and frustrates me:

I think we now fully understand why this show is worthwhile. The NHL players who must work this into their sometimes-100 games + season to promote the sport are certainly pressed for time, but this is worth it. Hockey may be the only sport of the big 4 that can have a tournament where the teams are this close and as many as 6 teams have a chance at the Gold Medal according to experts (Canada, Russia, Sweden were the 3 favorites – with the USA, Finland, and Czech Republic also in the mix). Basketball isn’t far off, but the advantage the US has in hoops is far greater than the advantage Canada has on the ice. Of the first team NHL last year, 0 members of Team Canada made the list.

But, this is what happens when when the best show up and play with the passion to be the best. There is a clear difference between skating hard and skating hard with a gold medal on the line. The level of play was awesome. It was Stanley Cup Finals intensity, with 300% more talent on the ice than in any Stanley Cup Finals. The teams are loaded – uneffected with over-expansion – and playing like they mean it.

And obviously, this is key, because the world was watching. Or, at least North America was watching. I have never seen so many people talking hockey as I saw yesterday. On Twitter, people from every walk of life were trying to figure out what they were looking at as they gave hockey a chance for the first time in years.

I have no delusions that those same people are now signing up for NHL Center Ice and gathering around for the stretch drive of the NHL Season or reading up on who might be moved by the Wednesday trade deadline, but it is nice for them to see what it is that obsesses us.

This sport, at its best, takes second place to nobody. The intensity generated by a game of that magnitude and the nerves that accompany it cannot be duplicated. I love hockey for moments like yesterday. I sit through 1,000 games waiting for yesterday. And it is a pleasure.

As I said yesterday on twitter, “This. Is. Hockey. – Welcome”

Link to original post at Bob’s Blog

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This public school answering machine made me laugh:

Why Do We Homeschool?

Deciding to become a homeschool family is perhaps the biggest, life altering event that has happened since I stopped blogging in 05′. Only a few people have ever said anything negative to me about the decision to homeschool, but I have received my fair share of weird or shocked looks after mentioning it. The most common thing people say to me is “what made you decide to homeschool”? So let me try to answer that, as I think it will be beneficial for me to put some thought into the answer.

We had never planned to homeschool, it just kinda’ happened. The school district we lived in built a few new schools one year, and then announced that they had rearranged the school boundaries so now my daughter, Tori, would have to change schools for the upcoming school year. We had looked forward to her attending our local middle school, since it was recognized as a fine school with a excellent reputation, but now we would have to drive past our local school each day to get to our newly assigned school.

This new school did not have a good reputation. Noted for very poor test scores that were declining by the year, with a well publicized history of violence and drug possession among students, I simply could not bring myself to send my daughter to this school.

For months we explored options and struggled with deciding what to do. Having ruled out transfer requests and private school, we realized that my working such unusual hours could prove beneficial in this situation.

To say that I was a bit intimidated by the prospect of homeschooling would be a huge understatement. I spent the Summer feverishly researching curriculum, becoming more and more nervous each day at the realization that I would now be my daughters full-time school teacher. I hated school when I was a kid, for the most part, but Tori had always loved school and was a great student, making only one “B” that I could remember, (even being awarded runner-up for Student of the Year once). The thought that she could fall behind if I failed at the job was horrifying to me.

Surprisingly, the adjustment to homeschooling went pretty well, perhaps in part by knowing that we already had a few homeschooled kids in our family – my brother-in-law and his wife homeschool their children. Their oldest son appeared to be a very intelligent kid, so we were exposed to what seemed like a successful homeschooling family (I would discover a couple years later that they had tried enrolling their two elementary school aged kids in public school, but were told that they’d each have to repeat a grade since they were behind grade level in their reading ability. They opted to continue homschooling rather than have their kids endure failing a grade. THANK GOD I didn’t know about this before we began homeschooling or I may have been too scared to follow thru).

OK, so that’s how we got here, but I still have not really addressed the reasons “Why” we decided to homeschool. I’ll get to that another time, but needless to say, I feel the public school system, for the most part, has become something of a joke.

Details to come…

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I’ve been a fan of Leo Laporte for years, actually for over a decade now. From the old Screen Savers and Call for Help shows back in the nineties to the Tech TV days, the This Week in Tech podcast and Tech Guy Labs – Leo Laporte is the man when it comes to technology news and info. Sadly, he’s not on TV in the US anymore (at least not at the moment) but you can still find him on Twitter, The Lab with Leo, on syndicated radio doing the Tech Guy Labs show, and of course at TWiT.

This past weekend Leo got an interesting phone call from a women who has been stealing Wi-Fi for over a year and a half. She was actually dim enough to call up and complain that her “Linksys” had disappeared.

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Wow! What an incredible game that was. I literally gave USA no chance of winning this thing. After Canada messed around and needed overtime to dispose of the Swiss 2 days earlier, I thought they’d come out like rabid dogs against the Americans last night. And why not, I mean Team Canada is basically a NHL All-Star team. The 4th line guys on this team are captains on their respective NHL teams. The talent level on this team is ridiculous, but when Rafalski put the US on the board at 41 seconds I thought, “oh boy, we may have a game here“.

Click HereWhat an understatement, this was a terrific game from start to finish. The entire schedule of games were amazing on Sunday with each hockey super power playing their rival. Russia VS Czech Republic, Sweden VS Finland, and of course USA, Canada. I absolutely love hockey, but especially Olympic hockey. As much as I enjoy the NHL, it simply cannot compare to Olympic hockey since the rules were changed to allow NHL players to participate. No team can ever duplicate The Miracle on Ice of 1980, even if we still sent college kids to the Olympics, due to the political and economical climate in America at the time. I say we continue to send professional players to the Olympics, so we don’t have to watch the Euro-pros gloat when they manage to win a game against our college boys.

Not only did Brian Rafalski have a great game, but Ryan Miller absolutely stood on his head and showed why he’ll get a few Vezina votes this Spring, plus Ryan Kesler scored what has to be the prettiest empty net goal ever. Also, it did my heart good to see Marty Brodeur look pedestrian. My guess is we may see Luongo in net for Canada after that display by Brodeur.

The only downside of the game for the Americans is that it happened while still in the preliminary round. No matter how great this game was, they don’t give out medals for winning the preliminary round. USA wins Group A, which earns them an extra day of rest and they get to play either Switzerland or Belarus as their reward, but they’ve done nothing to earn a medal yet.

Who knows, these two teams could see each other again for the gold medal next Sunday. Next up, we get to see if the Americans can keep it going, in the medal round, when it counts.

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I'm BaaackPerhaps the only thing more pathetic than giving up on your new blog after only 5 short months, is crawling back after a 5 year hiatus to try and start over. Actually, I suppose one thing even more pathetic would be quitting on your short lived blog because you were so insanely pissed at the political climate you could no longer think straight.

Even though I know nobody reads this thing but me, I am still embarrassed at many things I said here back in 05’. I’m not embarrassed because I think I was wrong, not at all. In fact I still believe very strongly that former President Bush was a disastrous president for America, and I am still disgusted that America re-elected him for a second destructive term. My embarrassment however, is because this was supposed to be a blog about my family and our day to day lives – but instead I allowed it to morph into a place where I would regularly vent my anger at the Bush administration (far more often than I even mentioned anything to do with my family).

I’m going to try and keep my political rants to a minimum this time. Wish me luck.

A lot has happened since my last blog post in 2005. The biggest news story of 05 was, of course, Hurricane Katrina. This was probably the final straw that put me over the top concerning the Bush administration and ultimately led to me bailing on this blog altogether. Katrina was Bush F-up # 1,894,672 and I had decided to step back from my blog and take a break – that lasted 5 years. Anyway, I’m not gonna’ get into Katrina right now or else I will have to start taking blood pressure meds.

Other big news in 2005, Pope John Paul II died, John Roberts was sworn in as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and Lewis “Scooter” Libby, Dick Cheney’s Chief of Staff, agreed to take the bullet for his boss and was indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice. Of course this national traitor was all but pardoned by Bush, er, must…keep…blood…pressure…in…check. On the plus side, in 2005 my family and I took our first ever Staycation, looooong before they became trendy with the global economic collapse three years later.

In 06’ another criminal in Bush’s cabinet was forced to resign, this time Donald Rumsfeld (I’m not doing as well as I had hoped, regarding staying on the topic of my family and daily life). 2006 was a bad year overall for Republicans as several Republican congressmen were brought down by scandals, including Mark Foley, who resigned over sexually explicit messages sent to underage boys, and Randy Cunningham, who pleaded guilty to accepting bribes from defense contractors. House Majority Leader and Good Ol’ Texas Boy Tom Delay resigned after being indicted on campaign finance charges, and Ohio’s Bob Ney pleaded guilty in connection with the probe of lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Plus, Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face while on a canned hunt. Then the Democrats all but swept the mid-term elections. Yea, you could say that 2006 was a bad year for the Red Team.

In family news, 2006 was an incredible year as I became a home-school parent. Home schooling a child is probably the most difficult thing I’ve ever done, although my daughter is a great student which probably makes it a lot easier on me than it could be. You can expect to see many posts on this topic coming soon as it has become a huge part of my life.

In 2007 O.J. finally went to jail, Miss S.Carolina needed grammar lessons, the Vatican told us that good Catholics don’t use their cell phones while driving, and Brainspout was temporarily shut down for excessive bandwidth usage (which was very weird since, at that time, I hadn’t posted anything in over 2 years) because several other popular websites started linking to a couple of pictures on this site (THIS ONE and THIS ONE). Also, 2007 was the year when everyone in America started talking about something called a “housing bubble”. Hmmm, wonder what a housing bubble is? More to come…

In 2007 my daughters pet dachshund had to be put to sleep, which was a very difficult day for everyone. On a more positive note, Christmas morning of 2007 we surprised our kids with a trip to Disneyland. This would be the first of three Disney trips in less than 2 years. Does that mean we’re addicted? Probably.

In 2008 the era of Reaganomics finally came to an end as the World Economy went right down the crapper, President Bush popularized the term “Bail Out” by helping a few more friends before he left office, and then America elected, basically, “anybody but Bush”.

I’m not belittling the monumental event that was the 2008 Presidential Election. For the first time in our nation’s history an African-American was elected President of the United States – a truly historic moment. Barack Obama ran a masterful campaign with the messages of Hope and Change. Unfortunately, just like waiting on the cashier at McDonald’s, who is rendered helpless because she can’t find that little picture of a BigMac on her keyboard, a year later and I’m still Hoping for some Change.

I honestly believed that after the hell Bush put this country through, whoever won the Democratic nomination would win this election. John McCain made it all the easier by running a dishonest and inept campaign (very much like the Democrats usually do), finally sealing his fate by selecting an unknown, unqualified punch-line of a running mate from Alaska. Talk about a slam dunk for the Blue Team.

Ahhh, there I go again, DARNIT!

On the bright side, the US economic crash enabled me to buy a new car at 0% interest, so it all worked out in the end. Right?

In 2009 the economy continued to nose dive as hundreds of banks closed, tens of thousands of people lost their jobs, and the appreciative, compassionate folks on Wall Street gave themselves multi-million dollar bonuses with taxpayer bail-out money. Iran held an election that seemed eerily similar to the 2000 election here in the United States, Michael Jackson died, Octomom proved some women will do anything for a little attention, Sully saved the day, and so many kids started dying from something called “Swine Flu” they actually shut down MayFest.

As for myself in 2009, full of hope that Obama would bail me out, I throw caution to the wind and buy a new house that is far too big and expensive for us. Not to worry, I voted for Obama so I’m sure my bail-out check will be here soon… All kidding aside, we actually did qualify for an $8,000 tax credit, which of course means I did the American thing and am now a proud owner of a big screen TV. I call it my Obama TV. Don’t look at me that way, buying that TV was good for our economy. Plus my hockey games look sooooo good on it.

Alright, it’s painfully obvious that I’m destined to fail in my comeback attempt to steer clear of political land mines, but I’m still gonna’ give it a shot. Also, I’ll try to add a few blog posts covering stuff I missed the last few years, and I promise to do my best to stay on track and focus on my day to day life and family while not mentioning anything to do with politics at all. =) Yea, right.

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