A little about me:
I was born at a remarkably young age. My parents gave me up for adoption, then adopted me. I have no siblings other than my own. As a young girl growing up I enjoyed reading very much, but only about circus clowns. When I turned 18 I went to the University of Texas to ask for directions. I speak 10 different languages fluently, 9 of which I personally made up. I often breathe air, with very little guilt, and I firmly believe that Oswald acted alone but with a little help.

There, don’t you feel like we’re best friends now? I sure do. Let’s hang out sometime and you can loan me money.

A little about this site:
Welcome to BrainSpout. I started this web site in March 2005 because I wanted to be the last living person with a weblog. Did I win? This site will enable me to open my heart and share special moments in the lives of my family and I, while not actually saying anything at all. Sounds worthwhile, don’t you think?